1 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:07,775 (indistinct chatter) 2 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:10,378 Morning, Trot. Brody. 3 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,181 What color is that shirt, Slim- pink? 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,216 You're crazy. 5 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,022 All right. 6 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,691 Yes. 7 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,564 Howdy, partners. 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,032 Looks like we are all playing together. 9 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,303 (chuckles) I'll go get us a card. 10 00:00:35,304 --> 00:00:38,205 You paired us with Perry MacIntyre? 11 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,207 You're the club president. Can't you foist him on someone else? 12 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:43,043 Come on, that's no way to treat a fellow member. 13 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,245 Morning, folks. 14 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,480 The club sent me a letter last month 15 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,748 for wearing suit pants 16 00:00:47,749 --> 00:00:49,249 - with an elastic waistband. - Come on. 17 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,319 I know it was MacIntyre who reported me 18 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,052 because he was staring at them all night. 19 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,255 It's not like I was wearing sweats. They're Cucinelli. 20 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:56,989 - It's the way he is. - PERRY: Hey, guys, 21 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,225 I think we should listen in here, 22 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,259 so let's zip it, okay? 23 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,593 MAN: As a reminder, 24 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,563 this year's hole in one prize is on 11, 25 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,565 so if you happen to get lucky on 11, congrats, 26 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,735 we're sending you to Aspen. 27 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,571 And I believe that includes a private jet 28 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:14,574 there and back for a total value of $250,000. 29 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,177 Wowza! 30 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,511 (crowd applauds) 31 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,946 I can't believe you hit that hole in one. 32 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,282 Oh, it was a lucky shot. 33 00:01:21,283 --> 00:01:23,216 And who knew you could ski moguls like that? 34 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,417 - Aw... - Right? 35 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,920 This kind of raw athletic talent? 36 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:30,758 You really are a Nickerson man. (chuckling) 37 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:31,959 Perry. 38 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,660 - Perry? You good to go? - Yeah? Yeah. 39 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,595 It's a shotgun, so they're starting us on 12. 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,131 We should get going. 41 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,467 Guess that means we'll end on 11, the prize hole, huh? 42 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,070 Hey, don't you guys all go to Aspen every year? 43 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:46,274 Yeah. It'd be nice to have it paid for, but what are the odds? 44 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,276 Yeah, what are the odds? 45 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,511 ? ? 46 00:01:56,043 --> 00:01:59,252 (club president sighs quietly) This guy. 47 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,353 How long is he gonna take? 48 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,455 Well, you're the one 49 00:02:01,456 --> 00:02:02,889 - who put him in our group. - (sighs) 50 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,391 (regular volume): Take your time, Perry. 51 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,627 - Yeah. - Yeah. 52 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:11,299 Ooh. Well, well, who do we have here? 53 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,000 - Hey, guys. How's the round? - Oh, don't ask, Cecelia. 54 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,537 - Please just beer me. - Hang on, you're being rude. 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,972 First of all, Cecelia, how are you? 56 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,362 (Cecelia laughs) You're funny, Mr. Dennison. 57 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,481 Wait, did that just go in? 58 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,684 - No. - Impossible. 59 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,153 CECELIA (chuckling): Dr. MacIntyre. 60 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,689 - Oh, my God. - No way. 61 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,025 Look at this. 62 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,494 Molotov 6. (chuckles) 63 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:41,795 That's your ball. 64 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,696 Dr. MacIntyre! Oh, my God! 65 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,966 Well, I guess I'm joining you in Aspen. 66 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,369 Hey, guys, we got a hole in one back here. 67 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,870 (cheering) 68 00:02:50,144 --> 00:02:54,707 CLUB PRESIDENT: Well, congratulations, I guess. 69 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,276 - Hell of a shot. - Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 70 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,010 - That's amazing. That's amazing. - Thank you. Thank you. 71 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,579 - 7 iron, huh? You got all of that one. - Yeah, 7 iron. 72 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,715 (indistinct chatter) 73 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,352 Everyone enjoying their free round? (chuckles) 74 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,421 You're welcome, by the way. 75 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,690 No, it's my treat, my treat. 76 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,224 Ooh. 77 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:14,027 Hey, should we coordinate on some rezzies 78 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,195 while we're all out in Aspen town? 79 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,730 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 80 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,899 But I-I should probably get home to my golf widow. 81 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,200 - Oh, no, I'm sure she's fine. - (thunder rumbling) 82 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,036 - Have another drink. - Ooh, yeah. 83 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,636 Looks like a storm's coming in. 84 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,208 But, uh, congrats again, man. 85 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,445 That really was impressive. Yeah. 86 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,919 (thunder rumbling) 87 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:46,426 CLUB PRESIDENT: What are you looking for? 88 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:49,029 Hey, uh, Trip. 89 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,931 Yeah, I... 90 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,432 thought I saw a deer. 91 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,900 - Oh, a deer, huh? - Yeah. 92 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,436 - Wow. - Yeah. 93 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,771 You see... 94 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,240 I think you're out here looking for your ball. 95 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,910 The one you actually hit off 11. 96 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,645 (scoffs) 97 00:04:04,646 --> 00:04:06,613 Not sure I know what you're talking about. 98 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:09,248 Come on, member to member. 99 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,251 Did you fake that hole in one? 100 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:15,456 Trip, I think I'm a little insulted here. 101 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,025 See, the thing is, I know you did. 102 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,761 And I can prove it. 103 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,763 (thunder crashes) 104 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,966 So I'm gonna have you kicked out of the club. 105 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:27,434 Not just because you cheated, 106 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,701 but I gave you a chance to come clean 107 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,269 - and you lied to me. - Okay, look, 108 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,638 there's just been a mix-up. 109 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,341 Oh, man, it is gonna be 110 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:35,609 so sweet getting rid of you. 111 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:37,544 Hey, they might even charge you with fraud. 112 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,447 You do know you only got in 113 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,750 because your ex's dad called in every favor that he had, right? 114 00:04:42,751 --> 00:04:44,584 I had a lot of people write me letters, not just 115 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,218 - my father-in-law's friends. - Yeah, 116 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,929 because you gave 'em discounts on their kids' braces. 117 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:51,290 This membership is supposed to be 118 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,161 a tough bid, but every now and then... 119 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,797 ...we make a mistake. 120 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,634 I look forward to having it rectified. 121 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:04,338 Oh, and Perry, don't worry- 122 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,375 there are a lot of great public courses in this area. 123 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,844 Or... so I've been told. 124 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,022 (shouts) 125 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,059 Oh, God. 126 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,696 (thunder crashes) 127 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,572 (grunting) 128 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,512 Ooh, is there a party? 129 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,347 This time tomorrow, there'll be a whole bunch 130 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,278 of local elementary school children 131 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,218 gathered here, learning all about police work. 132 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,554 - Aw. - Our precinct 133 00:05:53,555 --> 00:05:55,655 is hosting the community outreach day this year. 134 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,891 Captain has championed the cause for years. 135 00:05:57,892 --> 00:05:59,358 It's a reminder of who it is we serve. 136 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,028 Oh, I wish I could sit in. 137 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,931 But I'm on my way to New Jersey. 138 00:06:03,932 --> 00:06:06,433 We're spending the weekend with Roy's parents. 139 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:09,269 Wow. That's a big deal. Nervous? 140 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,605 No, I'm excited. With the wedding coming up, 141 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,541 there's so much to discuss. 142 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,901 Uh, but I better get going 143 00:06:14,902 --> 00:06:16,375 if we're gonna make it to dinner on time. 144 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,311 - Are they taking you out? - Teddy says 145 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,814 they're taking us to their country club. 146 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:24,017 Whoa. Country club. 147 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,053 (chuckles) 148 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,590 Would you look at these chairs? 149 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,324 Aren't they luxurious? 150 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,926 ROY: Hey. Uh, 151 00:06:32,927 --> 00:06:34,461 we're meeting my parents for dinner. 152 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,797 Hi, I'm Elsbeth Tascioni. 153 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,899 I am Roy's future mother-in-law. 154 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,032 (laughs) 155 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,502 Honey. 156 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:45,438 Remember, Roy's parents are country club types, 157 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:49,109 so let's not try to appear to be too interesting. 158 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:50,710 What's wrong with being interesting? 159 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,945 Well, 160 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,781 let's just say, no one ever ruined an engagement 161 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,249 by being too vanilla. 162 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,784 Ruined an engagement? 163 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,619 Yeah, like you did with your Cousin Judy. 164 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,370 - I what? - TEDDY: Uh, Mom, Grandma. 165 00:07:01,371 --> 00:07:02,789 Sorry to interrupt. I just wanted 166 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,390 to introduce you to Roy's parents. 167 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:05,559 Glenn Stratton. 168 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,126 Uh, what a pleasure to finally meet 169 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,129 - Teddy's family. - Yvette. - Hi. 170 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,330 Elsbeth, hi. 171 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,764 Yvette, hi. Hi. 172 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,299 - Oh, wow, this is so exciting. - Oh, hugger. 173 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,537 Oh, and this is long overdue. And, uh... 174 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,940 uh, it's very nice to meet you. 175 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:21,608 Well, we're very grateful that you made the trip. 176 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,743 Well, we're just so grateful for the respite 177 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,444 - from the bustle and to-do. - (Glenn chuckles) 178 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,814 Shall we? 179 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,518 Oh, uh, terrible tragedy. 180 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:33,053 Our club president died last weekend. 181 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,222 Big branch fell from the famous 182 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,657 old Osage orange tree 183 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,792 just off the 11th hole, landed on his head. 184 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,161 Oh, gosh, how awful. 185 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,663 Yeah, what are the odds? 186 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,633 - Yeah. - Glenn, good to see you. 187 00:07:45,634 --> 00:07:47,634 - Perry, I hear congrats are in order. - PERRY: Yep. 188 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,936 They just hung the plaque. 189 00:07:48,937 --> 00:07:50,637 - GLENN: Oh. - PERRY: You want to see it? 190 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,740 We really should be getting to our table. 191 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,542 GLENN: Uh... yeah. 192 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:57,343 Uh, Perry hit the prize-winning hole in one 193 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,978 in a charity tournament. 194 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,813 Wow, a hole in one. 195 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,249 What are those odds? 196 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,484 One in 12,500. 197 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,655 How on earth did you... 198 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,122 Ma. 199 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,458 Yes. Coming. 200 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,362 (indistinct conversation) 201 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,534 ? ? 202 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:30,509 So, Glenn, what do you do? 203 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,546 Oh, uh, I work in logistics. 204 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,347 Oh, well, that's fascinating. 205 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,915 Not sure that's the word I'd use, 206 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,017 uh, but I do get to play a lot of golf. 207 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,788 - (Yvette chuckles) - And Yvette, what about you? 208 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,758 Well, I stayed home when Roy was born. 209 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,625 Oh, that's 210 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,293 so wonderful. 211 00:08:46,294 --> 00:08:48,394 YVETTE: And when that nearly drove me to pieces, 212 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,264 I got a job as an accountant for the school district. 213 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,067 But, Elsbeth, Roy says you work with the police? 214 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,470 Solving murders. Now, that must be interesting. 215 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,373 Yeah, Mom's seen some crazy cases. Tell 'em about 216 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:03,042 - the throuple who... - Oh, gosh, no. (chuckles) 217 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,410 They don't need to hear that. 218 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,878 Besides, we have a wedding to plan. 219 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,915 - Right. - YVETTE: Now, boys, have you 220 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,882 put any thought to where you might do it? 221 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718 We're... confused. 222 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:15,221 Yeah. I know, uh, Mom's rooting for a city wedding. 223 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,657 What? No, I'm not. 224 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,225 I just want what you want. 225 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,928 Yeah. And what you want me to want is a city wedding. 226 00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:22,695 Well, why don't you just do it here? 227 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,731 Oh, um... 228 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,066 No, no, that's okay. I-I don't think a golf club wedding 229 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,669 would be very Roy. 230 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,070 (quietly): Thank you. 231 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:32,504 (indistinct conversation in distance) 232 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,407 - Yeah. Sure. - I mean... 233 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,644 Elsbeth, do you golf? 234 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,577 We could see if there's a tee time tomorrow. 235 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,747 Oh, no. I never learned. But, um, 236 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,415 Teddy's father taught him, 237 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,952 and you were a caddy that one summer. 238 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,419 Uh, you should all go. 239 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,588 We could get Elsbeth a lesson. 240 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,089 Glenn, we're not gonna leave 241 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,924 - Elsbeth and Lydia on their own. - LYDIA: Oh, no, 242 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,695 I need a big, long nap every day. 243 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,529 You all go, I'll take a lesson, 244 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:00,133 and then maybe I can join you next time. 245 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:01,400 GLENN: I'll check tee times. 246 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,037 Mom, are you okay? 247 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,139 Of course. Uh, Yvette, 248 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,707 could you please point me to the, um... 249 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,208 - Down that hall, to the right. - Thank you. 250 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,678 Excuse me. 251 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,981 LYDIA: It's so odd 252 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,651 they call it a shrimp cocktail, don't you find? 253 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,820 (chuckles) 254 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,725 - Hi. Uh, sorry. - Oh... 255 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,359 That hole in one stat 256 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,229 that you just rattled off? You have to go on Jeopardy. 257 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,597 I don't think so. Uh... 258 00:10:30,598 --> 00:10:32,164 I went to Florida public schools 259 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,000 back when we were still leaving the child behind. 260 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,634 - (chuckles) Oh... - My brother and I sell 261 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,970 hole in one insurance. 262 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,338 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm Rory Torkelson. 263 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,389 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 264 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,341 - Elsbeth Tascioni. - Hello. 265 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,345 My father worked in insurance, the homeowners kind. 266 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:47,146 I didn't know they had it for golf. 267 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,448 It's niche. When a club wants to entice players 268 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,518 with a big prize, a small premium 269 00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:53,986 protects them from having to take a huge financial hit. 270 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,656 Unfortunately, my brother sets the premiums, 271 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,658 and he's more passionate about the golf than the math. 272 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,695 Oh, another child left behind? 273 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,364 - Eh, we're a bit overextended. - Mm. 274 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:06,632 I was hoping to find a reason to deny this one, 275 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,870 but all the documentation seems to be in order. 276 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,337 Documentation? 277 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,472 Isn't it just the ball went in or it didn't? 278 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,674 Oh, no, the policy 279 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,877 requires all sorts of specifics. 280 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,046 The hole has to be a certain yardage, 281 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:21,180 the tournament has to have a set number of players. 282 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,515 - Huh. - But he had paper 283 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,718 to establish all of it. 284 00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:26,719 I might have to take out another mortgage. 285 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,887 That's funny. 286 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,021 You think that's funny, 287 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,122 you should see my credit score. 288 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,291 Oh, no, not that. 289 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,259 It's just, it was always the people who had 290 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:37,197 their paper in order who made my dad's ears itch. 291 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,198 He was allergic to paper? 292 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,302 Mm, not to paper. To liars. 293 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,881 Sorry to bother. 294 00:11:53,882 --> 00:11:55,247 - Uh, Perry, was it? - Mm-hmm. 295 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,784 I'm Elsbeth Tascioni. 296 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,386 - I'm a guest of the Stratton family. - Oh. 297 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,587 I just wanted to congratulate you myself. 298 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,924 Why, thank you. Would you like to see the ball? 299 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,794 Would I? (soft chuckle) 300 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,564 Oh, there it is. 301 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,934 "Molotov 6 PCM." 302 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:15,902 What's PCM? 303 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,070 - My initials. - Ah. 304 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,907 Do they add those when you get the ball in? 305 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,274 No, I had them made, yeah. 306 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,610 First day I used them, so they must be good luck. 307 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,580 - Wow. That is so cool. - Mm-hmm. 308 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,082 So, what were the prizes 309 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,592 for getting a hole in one on all the other holes? 310 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,586 Eleven was the only one with a prize. 311 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,423 Wow, you must get hole in ones all the time. 312 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,090 "Holes-in-ones." 313 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,793 "Hole... in-ones?" 314 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:41,929 Hole in ones. 315 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,362 - It's "holes-in-one." Yeah. - Oh. 316 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,797 And this was my first. 317 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,766 In your life? Wow. 318 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,269 Almost seems too good to be true. 319 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,439 Well, it happened. 320 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,875 Oh, and by the way, 321 00:12:54,876 --> 00:12:56,408 they should have said when you came in, 322 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,645 but we don't allow ripped or torn clothing 323 00:12:58,745 --> 00:12:59,947 in the dining room. 324 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,849 Oh, no, what did I tear? 325 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,584 Wait, you mean my fringe? 326 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,734 - Yeah. - Um, 327 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,888 i-is this really a rip or a tear? 328 00:13:07,889 --> 00:13:10,522 Guests are expected to accept the interpretations 329 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,959 of the members and the staff. 330 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,161 Oh, right, of course. I apologize. 331 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,795 Thank you for letting me know. 332 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,664 Nice meeting you. 333 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,339 - (laughing) - Uh, Yvette, 334 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,475 I have to apologize. I did not realize 335 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,143 that my fringe would violate the rules here. 336 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,813 Oh, no. Elsbeth. Fringe? 337 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,347 Did somebody tell you that? 338 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,649 Was it Perry MacIntyre? 339 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,184 I ran into him in the bar. 340 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,320 Don't pay him any mind. I'm telling you, 341 00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:41,988 Perry volunteers for the rules committee 342 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,690 and sends members letters for every little infraction. 343 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,525 Oh, that makes me feel a little better. 344 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,396 Yvette is just being polite. Elsbeth is very sorry. 345 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,499 Well, Elsbeth, don't think of it again. 346 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,100 I'm telling you, you give someone like that 347 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,368 a little bit of power, 348 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:56,936 and they turn into a petty tyrant. 349 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,171 Mm. I guess 350 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,039 every organization has one. (short chuckle) 351 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,342 (elevator bell dings) 352 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,475 CONNOR: Welcome, wel... 353 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,878 Commissioner. 354 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,280 Tully. What are you doing here? 355 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,381 Well, isn't this community outreach day? 356 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,850 I thought I might observe. 357 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,551 Oh. Certainly. 358 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,353 - We were just about- - I invited a little press, 359 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,404 I hope you don't mind. 360 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,556 This way. So, 361 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,558 as I was saying, um, I think 362 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,894 it's so important to get to these kids early. 363 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,430 You know what I mean? Before they... 364 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,166 Unbelievable. 365 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,236 Welcome. Hi there. 366 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,871 Ooh! Oh, shoot. 367 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,572 Fore! 368 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,342 You actually only need to shout "fore" if you hit the ball. 369 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,477 - Oh. - Remember, 370 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,447 - keep your head still. - Still. 371 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,781 - Yeah. - Right. 372 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,050 Okay, so, 373 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,718 how long before I'm hitting a hole in one? 374 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,387 Aw, shoot! 375 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,056 - Darn it. (giggles) - (chuckles) 376 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,325 I heard there was one here last week. 377 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,425 Dr. MacIntyre. 378 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,462 - Doctor? - Dental surgeon. 379 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,896 - Huh. - Not to take credit, 380 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,897 but he's been working with me a lot lately. 381 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,167 Oh, really? Does he need to work on watching the ball, too? 382 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,769 Recently, he's been trying to get more distance on his irons. 383 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,605 Okay. 384 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,644 Fore! 385 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:22,621 Let's talk about your short game. 386 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,924 Am I really that short? 387 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,260 Thanks again. And sorry. 388 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,529 You're great. (chuckles) 389 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,664 How was the lesson? 390 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,832 Oh, Rory. 391 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,802 I'm sorry if I startled you out there. 392 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,137 Occupational hazard. 393 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,472 So, any luck on the investigation? 394 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:42,041 Unfortunately, I don't think there's more juice 395 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,743 to be squeezed from this lime. 396 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,445 Ugh. That's too bad. 397 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,815 I met Perry, and I wouldn't say I'm rooting for him. 398 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,817 But I guess he did work for it. 399 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,852 - How do you mean? - Oh, well, the pro said 400 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,756 he was taking lessons to get more distance on his, 401 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,492 um... what was the word? 402 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,960 You tell me. 403 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,294 Uh, on his... 404 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,364 Oh, oh, his irons. 405 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,434 Really? The pro said that? 406 00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:08,634 Does that mean something? 407 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,304 The ball MacIntyre was playing 408 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,339 was a Molotov. 409 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,606 I thought it was a little strange. 410 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,543 They don't sell them in the pro shop. 411 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,311 But they're good for distance. 412 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,481 Oh, you have that same look 413 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,917 my Dad got when he sniffed a possible arson. 414 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,188 One way to fake a hole in one is to drive the ball 415 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,490 - so far, lands out of bounds... - Uh-huh. 416 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,859 then plant a dupe in the cup 417 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,828 - and pretend it went in. - Ooh! 418 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,165 So, if he did that, then the ball 419 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,832 would have landed in the woods just beyond the hole. 420 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,268 Yeah, but we have no other reason 421 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,336 to believe MacIntyre pulled anything funny. 422 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,538 He... 423 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,275 Where are we going? 424 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,680 Now, if he hit it long, 425 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,548 we'd find another Molotov 6 426 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,384 somewhere around here. 427 00:16:57,603 --> 00:17:00,352 - What is this? - Ball marker. 428 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,987 People use them to mark their lie, 429 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,818 in case their ball is in the way of another player's putt. 430 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,327 There's another one. 431 00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:10,028 Oh, careful. 432 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,330 Club president got killed by 433 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,864 that falling tree branch. 434 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,501 Terrible accident. 435 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,703 Did they ever say why they think 436 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,238 he was out here in a storm? 437 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,573 Oh, there's another one. 438 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:22,674 No, I mean, he wasn't even playing a round. 439 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,243 He competed earlier that day. 440 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,578 Right. 441 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,780 Ooh, here's another one. 442 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,051 Hey, 443 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,621 this stone looks different than the other ones. 444 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,823 Hmm. 445 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,560 Hey, Rory? 446 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,763 What if it wasn't a terrible accident? 447 00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:45,063 I don't know, breaking your neck 448 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,365 - seems pretty terrible. - No. 449 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,902 I mean what if it was a terrible crime? 450 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:58,277 RORY: Okay. Uh, well, thanks anyway. 451 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,447 They're gonna send a cruiser out to tape off the area 452 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,617 until they can get forensics on the scene tomorrow. 453 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,887 Tomorrow? Ugh. Guess we're not in Manhattan anymore. 454 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,157 You really think this guy was murdered, E? 455 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,090 Can I call you E? 456 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,459 Sure. 457 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,296 Now, let's say 458 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,931 someone... (clicks tongue) 459 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,065 Ah. (chuckles) 460 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,769 ...grabbed a rock and then 461 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,172 bashed Trip's head in with it. (grunts) 462 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,809 Crime of passion, right? Now, the killer 463 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,109 has to think fast, 464 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,578 try to make it look like an accident. 465 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,979 So, uh, 466 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,448 he puts the rock down- 467 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,151 upside down- so no one can see the blood, 468 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,153 and then, er, er, aah! 469 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,955 He sees a fallen tree branch. 470 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,625 (grunts) Okay? 471 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:49,429 So then, he drags the body over. 472 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,365 Only Trip... 473 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,834 - ...has a pocketful of ball markers. - Ah. 474 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,838 So, when he's dragging the body over, 475 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,808 they're falling out of the pocket, 476 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,311 leaving a trail going all the way 477 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,646 back to the stone well. 478 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,517 Oh, hi, guys. 479 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,184 Look who we found. 480 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,219 Hey. 481 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,621 How was your lesson? 482 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,724 Oh, uh, we identified some areas for improvement. 483 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,792 Well, that is the beauty of golf. 484 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,693 We just came off the front nine, but... 485 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,929 Excuse me, Mr. Stratton. 486 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,863 The GM asked me to give you this. 487 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,866 Uh, thank you. 488 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,537 What is it? 489 00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:31,903 - No, it's nothing. - ELSBETH: Oh, no. 490 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,340 It's not a rules violation letter, is it? 491 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,343 Well, no, apparently, uh, women are requested 492 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,946 to cover their ankles on the course. 493 00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:42,348 YVETTE: Oh, please. No one's enforced that rule 494 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,551 since 1895, Glenn. I'm gonna complain. 495 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,520 Oh, just let it be. We'll get her some socks. 496 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,855 It's ridiculous. Elsbeth, I'm so embarrassed. 497 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,725 No, I'm embarrassed. Please don't make any commotion 498 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,961 on my account. I'll just go down there 499 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,296 and buy a pair of socks. 500 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,531 Well, um, we should get back out there. 501 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,267 It's okay. 502 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,552 I sent you 503 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,538 - a link to the dress code. - I know. 504 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,241 I will get my act together. I'm a big girl. 505 00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:10,108 Uh, but please don't tell my mom about this. 506 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,076 Okay, Mom, 507 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,979 you're acting so weird. 508 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,747 Is everything going okay? I mean, do you think 509 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,317 - that they like us okay? - TEDDY: Yes, it's going fine. 510 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,851 - Okay? I'll see you later. - Okay. 511 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,854 - All right, I love you. - Love you. 512 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,767 ELSBETH: Oh, hi, Perry. Uh, it's me again. 513 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,935 I just want to apologize 514 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,971 for my dress violations. 515 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,107 I assume this last one came from you. 516 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,744 Rules violation reports are expected to remain anonymous. 517 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,078 Oh. Okay. 518 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,247 Well, um, regardless, my... 519 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,516 (clicks tongue) 520 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,250 - ...ankles are out o' sight. - Mm. 521 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,453 Our long national nightmare is over. 522 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,786 (chuckles) 523 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,289 - ELSBETH: Oh. - Copy. 524 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,925 Police are here. That's good. 525 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,075 What do you mean? 526 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,862 We found blood- me and Rory, from 527 00:21:02,863 --> 00:21:05,063 the insurance firm looking into your hole in one- 528 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,367 near the spot where Trip died. 529 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,768 Mm. 530 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,737 Well, that makes sense, you know, 531 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,340 with his injury and all, right? 532 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,712 Oh. You know, we played together that day. 533 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,581 - Oh, right, yes. - Yeah. 534 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,251 - Were you two close? - Oh, yeah. 535 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,118 Yeah, no, he was such a nice guy. 536 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,421 And then a tree branch, you know? 537 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,457 My God. You just never know. 538 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,791 Uh, right. 539 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,427 But the blood wasn't on a branch. 540 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,330 It was on a rock. Like he'd been, you know, struck. 541 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,232 I-I imagine they're gonna open up an investigation. 542 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,135 Well, the blood could have been from something else. 543 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,636 A wounded deer. 544 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,305 Oh. Maybe. 545 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,140 But it really does seem like 546 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,075 someone violently confronted Trip 547 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,477 off the 11th hole. 548 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,313 Wait, isn't that where you got the hole in one? 549 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:58,183 Oh, Trip must have been so excited for you. 550 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,553 Since you were so close. 551 00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:03,822 Listen, I'm heading to the locker room. 552 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,891 - So... - Oh, right, 553 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,621 yes, of course. No women allowed. 554 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,728 (chuckles) Them's the rules. 555 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,863 - Oh, and Elsbeth? - Hmm? 556 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,131 Your shoe. 557 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,633 Oh. 558 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:15,266 - (paper rustles) - Yeah, must have 559 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,604 stepped in some sap or something. 560 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:25,511 WAGNER: All right, team. 561 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,580 We all know Simon Says, yeah? 562 00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:29,314 - CHILDREN: Yes! - WAGNER: Yeah, well, 563 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,017 we're gonna play a game called Officer Says. 564 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,185 I'm gonna give you an instruction, but you 565 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,856 only follow it if I say, "Officer Says." 566 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,357 All right? Shall we try? 567 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,059 CHILDREN: Yes! 568 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,393 Officer says touch your nose. 569 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,730 Officer says jog in place. 570 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,565 Now stop! 571 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,768 Oh. I didn't say, "Officer Says." 572 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,171 So you all would have been out, okay? 573 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:53,539 Now, ready? 574 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,709 Officer says rub your belly. 575 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,044 TULLY: Captain, 576 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,212 this-this young lady isn't rubbing her belly. 577 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,549 Uh, sorry, you're out. 578 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:05,485 Well, hang on. And-and we're just practicing. 579 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,052 But next time, 580 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,420 when I say, "Officer Says," 581 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,389 you be sure to follow the instruction. 582 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:14,293 My mom says I don't have to follow unlawful orders. 583 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,930 Well, I appreciate you bringing that up. 584 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,221 Let's talk about what she might have meant by... 585 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,602 Yeah, that's not how the game works. 586 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,204 You do what the captain says 587 00:23:25,205 --> 00:23:27,238 - or you're out, okay? - WAGNER: Well, Commissioner, uh, 588 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,774 maybe we can use this opportunity 589 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,077 - to teach the kids about... - Commissioner says 590 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,644 hands on your head where I can see 'em. 591 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,145 Okay, let's not make 'em feel like criminals. 592 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,047 Commissioner says put your hands in the air. 593 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,716 All right, hang on. Uh, officer says 594 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,451 - put your hands down. - Commissioner outranks officer, 595 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,786 so let's go, hands in the air. 596 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:42,789 You didn't say, "Commissioner says." 597 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,324 (laughs) 598 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,995 That sounds like an unlawful order. 599 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,830 CHILDREN: Ooh... 600 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,332 ? ? 601 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:04,075 The shot was legit. I was there. 602 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:05,577 We were both there. Right, Jonah? 603 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,145 - Oh, yeah. - ELSBETH: Wow. 604 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,147 You are gonna have to raise dues if I joined this club, 605 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:12,652 because, whoo, what do you mean the wasabi peas are unlimited? 606 00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:14,419 If I could have you guys sign an affidavit, 607 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,622 - that's all I've... - So you guys were both there, 608 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,491 but did you see the ball go in? 609 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,059 What do you mean? 610 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,128 Sorry. 611 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,196 Ooh. Um, they're good, 612 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,232 but they're very crunchy. (chuckles) 613 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:28,668 (exhales sharply) Um, you were there, 614 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,537 but did you actually watch the ball go in the hole? 615 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,606 Well, uh, truth be told, 616 00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:35,707 I was getting a drink from the bar cart girl, Cecelia, 617 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,877 - but Jonah saw it. - Uh... no. 618 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,046 I was actually looking at Cecelia, too. 619 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,349 - She's a looker. - RORY: So then, neither of you 620 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,318 actually witnessed Perry's shot? 621 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,354 Well... no, 622 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,088 but it was his ball in the cup for sure, 623 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,679 because he was using those lame monogrammed ones, 624 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,193 and he only had one sleeve of them. He said he's still 625 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,361 futzing with the design. 626 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:59,898 But Cecelia definitely saw it go in. 627 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,802 - Yeah, Cecelia saw it for sure. - Mm-hmm. 628 00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:07,072 (lisping): You said your name was "Elthbeth"? 629 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,741 Elsbeth. 630 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,677 Sorry, it's my new Invisalign. 631 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,244 I'm still getting used to it. 632 00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:14,713 Oh. That's gonna be tough with a name like Cecelia. 633 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,447 - Don't get me started. - (laughing) 634 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:19,218 - "Thethelia." - "Thethelia." 635 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:21,687 You guys thirsty, by the way? 636 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,322 - Uh... - I'd take a water. 637 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,991 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 638 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,630 Uh, so, out of curiosity, 639 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,232 who was the dentist who did the work for you? 640 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,367 It was Dr. MacIntyre, actually. 641 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,402 Oh, the club must have dental. 642 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,437 No. But he didn't charge. 643 00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:40,839 All the members are so nice here. 644 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,241 Oh, you must have known Trip, then. 645 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,412 Mr. Langenhagen? Oh, he was the best. 646 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,079 It's, like, so sad what happened. 647 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,280 ELSBETH: Mm-hmm. 648 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,451 Did he and Dr. MacIntyre get along? 649 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,420 I think so. Why? 650 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,955 Wait, is there something going on? 651 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,924 I saw police tape out by hole 11. 652 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,093 Hey, if we could just have you 653 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:04,430 sign this affidavit 654 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:08,400 confirming that you saw the ball go in the hole. 655 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,604 Um, actually, my dad's a lawyer, 656 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,848 and he told me not to sign anything, ever, 657 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,808 without letting him read it first. 658 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,611 Sure. Uh, take your time. 659 00:26:18,612 --> 00:26:21,647 - Hey, Cecelia. - CECELIA: Hi, guys. 660 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:23,415 Okay, let's say she lied 661 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:25,885 - in exchange for free braces. - Yeah, but 662 00:26:25,886 --> 00:26:28,219 how did a ball matching Perry's get in the cup? 663 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,821 Usually, you'd plant it yourself, 664 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,812 but Orson said he got to the hole first, 665 00:26:31,813 --> 00:26:33,258 so Perry wouldn't have had time to. 666 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,960 Maybe there was another conspirator. 667 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,295 One of the members of the foursome just ahead. 668 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,631 (gasps) 669 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,800 Or the caddy. 670 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,635 Yo, MacIntyre. 671 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,470 What's the police tape doing on 11? 672 00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:47,005 What makes you think I know? 673 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,740 Well, Cecelia says that insurance guy 674 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:51,631 and his weird lady friend are asking questions about you. 675 00:26:52,578 --> 00:26:54,180 I agreed to drop that ball 676 00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:56,514 in exchange for a break on my wife's root canal, 677 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:59,585 but I didn't sign up for conspiracy to commit murder. 678 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:01,520 Lower your voice. 679 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,891 First off, no one has said anything about a murder. 680 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,859 Second, you are addressing a member 681 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,996 of the Nickerson Club, one of the oldest, 682 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,165 most prestigious assemblages 683 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,266 of sportsmen on the eastern seaboard, 684 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:18,304 and you, a caddy, might take 685 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:22,041 a far more respectful tone when doing so. 686 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:27,179 You seem a little burned out, Matty. Perhaps it's time 687 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,182 you migrate south. 688 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,251 Lay low for a while. 689 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,561 Oh. Hi. 690 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,101 How was the rest of the round? 691 00:27:44,102 --> 00:27:46,031 It was great. Uh, my parents headed home, 692 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,632 but I'll drive you two back to shower 693 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,701 and get Lydia so we can get back here for cocktails. 694 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,403 Oh, um, actually, Teddy, 695 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:53,705 can you bring me an outfit for dinner? 696 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:56,508 I'm just gonna hang back with my new friend Rory. 697 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,177 Your new friend, huh? 698 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,880 Mom, you have that look. What's going on? 699 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,080 What? Nothing. 700 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:03,548 I'm just helping my friend Rory 701 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,451 with something for his work. 702 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,118 But I'll be back here, and we'll have 703 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,622 a nice, quiet, vanilla dinner. 704 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,558 Promise. 705 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:22,100 You are not gonna believe this, E. 706 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:25,404 The caddy for the foursome in front of Perry 707 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,874 just called in to resign. 708 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,342 Yeah. Said his winter gig in Palm Beach 709 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:31,642 needed him a month early. 710 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,612 Mm. Sounds like he was in a hurry. 711 00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:36,949 I think we found our second conspirator. 712 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:40,085 Hey, you think we should have crossed that police tape? 713 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,421 I am the police. And we need to find 714 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:44,222 - that second Molotov ball. - I agree, 715 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,224 a second ball would provide strong evidence 716 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,559 he faked his hole in one. 717 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,095 Especially if that was the first time Perry used 718 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,664 those custom balls, but we already looked. 719 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:55,601 We stopped looking as soon as we found the bloody stone. 720 00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,705 Hey, E. 721 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,474 Why are you out here with me? 722 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:06,545 Something tells me, uh, you've got, mm, 723 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:09,081 more on your mind than insurance fraud. 724 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,449 Is it that obvious? 725 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,150 Eh. 726 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:15,321 I think Perry MacIntyre murdered Trip Langenhagen. 727 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,889 Oh. 728 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,224 Think about it. 729 00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:20,258 We still don't know what Trip was doing 730 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,460 out here in a storm. 731 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,163 Maybe it was the same thing we are. 732 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,500 You think Trip was looking for proof Perry cheated, 733 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,669 and Perry murdered him to cover his ass. 734 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:31,971 It's a theory. 735 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,472 Trip was in Perry's foursome that day. 736 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,175 Maybe he, um... (clicks tongue) 737 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,777 ...saw something and got suspicious. 738 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,512 You know, you would make an amazing claims adjuster. 739 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,850 Oh... (short chuckle) thanks. 740 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,652 My dad thought so, too. 741 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,320 But, uh, it's not for me. 742 00:29:48,321 --> 00:29:49,320 Why not? 743 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,490 I saw what he went through. 744 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,360 His bosses always wanted him to find silly reasons 745 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,295 to deny good claims. 746 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,696 But my dad, 747 00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,831 he really believed in the idea of insurance- 748 00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:02,533 that if you pay in, it should be there when you need it. 749 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,670 Sounds like he was too nice for this work. 750 00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:08,207 Oh, no. If he did find someone who was cheating, 751 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,376 he went after them hard. 752 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,677 He hated liars. 753 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,880 PERRY: Oh, there they are. 754 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:18,150 Folks, uh, we're gonna need to ask you to leave. 755 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,086 - What? Why? - This is a private 756 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:21,487 - member's club. - Ma'am, 757 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,217 which member are you here with? 758 00:30:23,218 --> 00:30:24,422 You need to stay with them. 759 00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,623 She was here with the Strattons, 760 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,459 but they left an hour ago. 761 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,229 Hang on. I have asked Ms. Tascioni 762 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,562 to assist me in my work. 763 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,731 What work? It was a hole in one. 764 00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:36,102 Just cut me my check and be on your way! 765 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:38,470 Sir. If I am not allowed 766 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:41,240 to complete my investigation to my satisfaction, 767 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,042 I will have to deny the claim. 768 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,879 Fine, then I will sue you and I will fly myself to Aspen. 769 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:49,916 Please, both of you, come with us 770 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:51,716 or I'm going to have to call the police. 771 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,985 We look forward to having you back with a member. 772 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:56,889 You're not gonna tell the Strattons about this, are you? 773 00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,292 Relax, E. I've got a plan. 774 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,396 ? 775 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:18,377 - ELSBETH: Hi. - No hablo English. 776 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:20,078 Oh, uh, hola. Uh, 777 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:23,182 me llamo, uh, Rory, y, uh, se�ora... 778 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,285 - Elsbeth. - Okay, I was lying. 779 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:28,253 What? 780 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,289 We came from the Nickerson Club. 781 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,691 Your yard backs up to the 11th hole? 782 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,260 (groans) 783 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,762 You lose your ball, too? 784 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,865 Right. 785 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,301 okay. 786 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,970 Yes, I'll let them know. 787 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,305 Public affairs confirms. 788 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,975 They are going to cover the "Officer Says" dustup. 789 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,966 Oh, you've really done it now, Charles. 790 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:53,379 Now, hang on. 791 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,146 You said that you were gonna observe. 792 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,984 Now, if you had stayed out of it and let me make my point... 793 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,619 You undermined me in front of a reporter 794 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,688 and a room full of eight-year-olds. 795 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:04,622 I believe those children would trust us 796 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,325 if we were honest with them and treated them with respect. 797 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,295 Respect? They still wet the bed. 798 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,129 At eight? That feels a little old. 799 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:12,180 Enough! 800 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:15,000 These little games we've been playing over the years 801 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,068 have been fun. 802 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,204 You've won some. I've won some. 803 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,938 But I want to be clear with you. 804 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,474 We are playing a very different game now. 805 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:25,577 It's called Commissioner Says. 806 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:26,937 And there's only one rule. 807 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,480 You get in line... 808 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:31,550 ...or you're out. 809 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,485 Am I understood? 810 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,522 Yeah. 811 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,227 (door opens) 812 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:43,229 Oh, uh, 813 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,799 and you'll be receiving an official reprimand, 814 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,233 by the way. 815 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,602 You'd do well to take it seriously. 816 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:58,392 Run me through this one more time, 817 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,045 because I feel like I'm playing that game with, 818 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,976 you know, the ball and the three cups, 819 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:03,682 and I never win that game. 820 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:04,883 Okay. 821 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,886 So, the day of the tournament- whack- 822 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,090 a ball goes rocketing over the trees 823 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:14,193 and then lands in Hector the neighbor's koi pond. 824 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:15,760 Almost killing his beloved kohaku. 825 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,029 - I got that. - Hector 826 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:20,232 calls the club president, Trip, to complain. 827 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:23,269 Trip comes to the house to smooth things over, 828 00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:25,970 but when Hector shows him the ball, he sees it's a Molotov 6. 829 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,373 According to Hector, 830 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,376 Trip gets really interested in that. 831 00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:31,709 He knows it's Perry's ball 832 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,311 because he played with him that day. 833 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,246 Trip asks Hector if he can take the ball with him. 834 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:39,051 Now it is Sunday afternoon, and Trip has the ball 835 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:42,854 that proves that Perry faked his hole in one. 836 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:46,725 An hour later, he's found dead. 837 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,227 I got chills, E. 838 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,162 And I've got cocktails. 839 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,330 - Oh. - Okay. 840 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,731 Okay. 841 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,434 This place looks more elegant 842 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,569 every time I see it. 843 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,004 Ms. Tascioni. 844 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,606 - You shouldn't be here. - Oh, 845 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,408 I'm in the company of a member. 846 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:03,942 And I'm glad I ran into you 847 00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:05,611 because I have a few questions. 848 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,446 - Everything all right? - Oh, yes. 849 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:10,781 I was just, um, admiring Perry's plaque. 850 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:12,951 And not the dental kind. 851 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,586 (chuckles) 852 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,356 It's just a little dentist humor there. 853 00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:19,258 Um... anyway, 854 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,959 uh, your ball- it... 855 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,162 it looks so clean. 856 00:34:23,163 --> 00:34:24,795 You'd think there'd be scuff marks. 857 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,464 You played the whole round with it? 858 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,900 I did. I hit a very clean ball. 859 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,471 And how many balls are in a sleeve- three? 860 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:33,538 Yes. 861 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:35,441 And you got your hole in one 862 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,842 on your last hole, 863 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:39,311 so you should still have the other two, right? 864 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,113 What could this possibly matter? 865 00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:42,413 Well, if you could produce 866 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,581 the other two balls, I could probably 867 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:44,850 just hand them over 868 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:47,285 to Rory and get him to write you that check 869 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,786 for your Aspen trip right now. 870 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:50,822 So, the inquisition continues, hmm? 871 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,925 But you still have the balls, right? 872 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:55,760 Where's your bag, out by the shop? 873 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,095 Yes, I believe so. 874 00:34:57,196 --> 00:35:00,299 Well, so what's the harm in producing them? 875 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,701 It's not like you have something to hide. 876 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:05,671 Yes. I suppose 877 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,673 I could go run and grab them. 878 00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:08,773 Great, I'll come with. 879 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,509 (Elsbeth and Glenn chuckle) 880 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:15,147 (Elsbeth laughs) 881 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,648 Here they are. 882 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:21,153 Two monogrammed Molotov balls, number six. 883 00:35:21,154 --> 00:35:23,754 And you think he took one of these off Trip's dead body 884 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,456 after it landed in the neighbor's yard? 885 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,294 He needed the extra two balls to make his story work. 886 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:30,995 I think he got the ball from Trip, put it in the sleeve 887 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,165 just in case anyone came looking. 888 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,099 All right, I'll get it to the lab we use. 889 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,935 LYDIA: Elsbeth. 890 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:39,537 Mom. Um, I'll meet you inside. 891 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:43,008 You were escorted out of the club for trespassing? 892 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,509 It was a misunderstanding. 893 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:47,279 They just told Yvette, and she looked so upset. 894 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,014 So was Teddy. 895 00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:51,217 I just don't think 896 00:35:51,218 --> 00:35:52,650 the Strattons are the kind of people 897 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,401 who appreciate you making a scene. 898 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,555 - I wasn't trying to make... - I know, 899 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,258 but the fact is, you embarrassed them. 900 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,530 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to protect Teddy. 901 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,735 I'm gonna tell them you're not feeling well. 902 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,038 We'll take it from here. 903 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,343 Hey, E? 904 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:19,978 Sorry to interrupt. 905 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:22,548 Don't mean to listen in. I know family stuff 906 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:25,251 can be, uh, well, tricky. 907 00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:28,386 Thing is, I just don't want to get your hopes up, 908 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,922 because I... I looked at these balls, 909 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,092 and... they're pretty clean. 910 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:39,164 Great. 911 00:36:41,307 --> 00:36:46,571 Miriam, I'm sure your doctor did prescribe the orthopedics, 912 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:48,407 but the rulebook is unambiguous. 913 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,827 If we let you prance around 914 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,244 our formal spaces in rubber soles, 915 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,745 it won't be long before 916 00:36:53,746 --> 00:36:55,346 this whole place looks like a biker bar. 917 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,248 So, as chairman of the rules committee, 918 00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:59,284 I'm sorry, but you're gonna receive a letter. 919 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:00,885 ELSBETH: Oh, what a coincidence. 920 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,853 We were just coming with a letter for you. 921 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,289 Actually, it's an arrest warrant. 922 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,800 PERRY: What is going on here? 923 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:09,295 You did your best to clean off the ball 924 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:12,097 that you hit off the 11th tee. 925 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:13,699 No, 926 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,835 not the ball over here 927 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,305 on the plaque. This ball, 928 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:21,640 that you hit so far- whack- 929 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,311 it went beyond the woods, 930 00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:27,445 all the way into Hector the neighbor's koi pond. 931 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:30,281 - You almost killed his beloved kohaku. - Mm. 932 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,417 I beg your pardon? 933 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:33,452 Now, it looks clean 934 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,287 to the naked eye, 935 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:36,855 but the lab found traces 936 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,956 of tree sap. Specifically, 937 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,292 tree sap from the Osage orange tree. 938 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:43,294 RORY: Now, we got those all over the south, but there's only 939 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:45,897 one Osage orange on this here property, 940 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,333 and its branch landed on 941 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,901 Trip Langenhagen's head. 942 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:52,503 Or so you wanted people to think. 943 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:56,173 Actually, you bashed Trip's head in with a rock, 944 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,777 and then you dragged him 945 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,137 to the fallen tree branch 946 00:38:00,138 --> 00:38:01,679 and then you hauled it onto his body 947 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,315 to make it look like an accident. 948 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:06,818 When you took back the ball Trip found in the neighbor's pond... 949 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,686 you had tree sap on your hand. 950 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,655 - How else did it get on the ball? - Right, 'cause 951 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:12,824 the sap- it gets everywhere, including... 952 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,994 (clicks tongue) ...on the bottom of my shoe. 953 00:38:15,995 --> 00:38:17,094 (imitates ripping) 954 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:19,865 Now, your skin cell DNA 955 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,655 is bound to turn up when they test 956 00:38:21,656 --> 00:38:23,100 the bloody rock that we found, 957 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,903 but either way... 958 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,873 ...this slightly sticky ball 959 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,577 proves that you murdered Trip Langenhagen. 960 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,048 Okay, I think you can arrest him now. 961 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:39,351 Oh, your claim- 962 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,552 denied. 963 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,320 (scoffs) Who cares? 964 00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:45,991 They never let me feel like I belonged. 965 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:52,431 (soft chuckling) 966 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,033 Oh, um... 967 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,035 Yvette, uh, Glenn, I am so 968 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,540 deeply sorry for all the commotion that I've caused. 969 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,150 Are you kidding me? I haven't 970 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,876 had this much fun in this club 971 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:08,213 since, uh, Caribbean Night in 2009. 972 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:10,549 Elsbeth, you have to stop apologizing. 973 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:12,249 You solved a murder in the time it took us 974 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:13,552 to play a round of golf. 975 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:14,886 You're incredible. 976 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,287 I just... 977 00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:18,355 I hope you'll still have Teddy in your family. 978 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,990 YVETTE: Elsbeth, I'm so grateful 979 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:22,360 to have someone so brilliant and so original 980 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:24,563 that wants to be a part of our family. 981 00:39:24,564 --> 00:39:26,597 What are-what are you three doing for Thanksgiving? 982 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:27,898 They do an excellent spread here, 983 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,467 and I have a feeling, with Perry gone, 984 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,604 the dress code is about to get a bit more relaxed. 985 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:33,788 (laughing) 986 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,074 Maybe we should get married here. 987 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,442 No. 988 00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:38,776 ELSBETH: All right, Ma, 989 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,411 I've been dying to ask. What did I do 990 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:41,513 to Cousin Judy? 991 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:43,749 Let's not dig up ancient history. 992 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:48,119 It just seems like, maybe these situations 993 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:51,457 aren't always as dire as you perceive them to be. 994 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,520 LYDIA: We're just lucky Roy's family 995 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:54,893 has been so gracious. 996 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,961 You were amazing, Mom. 997 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,164 Thanks for making the trip this weekend. 998 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,601 I think your father would have loved it here. 999 00:40:02,602 --> 00:40:05,169 That's so funny, I've been thinking about Dad 1000 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,772 so much this weekend. 1001 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:09,074 - Oh. I always think of him. - (horn honks) 1002 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,778 I'll-I'll see you guys at the car. 1003 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:18,349 Back to Sarasota, then? 1004 00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:19,784 I got to see about a hole in one 1005 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,486 at a course in Huron, South Dakota. 1006 00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:23,621 - Whoa. - Want to come with me? 1007 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,791 I have to get back to my dog. 1008 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,826 Elsbeth, 1009 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,462 this has been more fun than a bucket of balls. 1010 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:31,697 (laughs) 1011 00:40:31,698 --> 00:40:33,230 I'm sure you get that all the time. 1012 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:35,901 I'm pretty sure I've never gotten that. 1013 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,406 I'll see you around, E. 1014 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,024 There it is. 1015 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,194 Thirty years on the force, 1016 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,196 and my first written reprimand. 1017 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,399 Who wants tea sandwiches? 1018 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,868 I got these from Roy's club. 1019 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,870 Those places put out so much food, 1020 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,005 so much of it goes to waste. 1021 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:16,007 I'll take them to the break room. 1022 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:23,214 Well? How was it? 1023 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,350 Controversial. 1024 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,185 I know. 1025 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,088 Teddy sent me the link to the View story. 1026 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,990 I've been formally rebuked. 1027 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:35,014 Well, if it makes you feel any better, so was I. 1028 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:37,128 Several times, actually. 1029 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,828 Sometimes you have to break the rules 1030 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,569 to get to the right result. 1031 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:46,004 I appreciate the sentiment. 1032 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,373 But I'm not sure I want to be a member of a club 1033 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:51,509 whose rules need breaking. 1034 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,679 What does that mean? 1035 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,413 I don't know yet. 1036 00:41:56,414 --> 00:41:58,248 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1037 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,701 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1038 00:42:00,702 --> 00:42:05,252 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0